I took these from a local bloggers page. If you want the link let me know!
I think it was just a forward kind of thing though!
1-* I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
--My comments are going to be in bold- And I couldn't agree more!
2* Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
--Story of my life!
3* I totally take back all those times I didn't want to take a nap when I was younger.
4* The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
- I literally LOL'd
5* There is a great need for sarcasm font.
6* Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*** was going on when I first saw it.
7* How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
-- OH MY GOD I KNOW!
8* I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
9* I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
10* The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
11* Was learning cursive really necessary?
--NO! :P I only know my signature!
12* I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
13* How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
14* I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
15* Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
16* Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
17* Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,and you can wear them forever.
18* I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
19* Bad decisions and bad experiences make good stories
20* Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
21* You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
-- I feel like this happens to me with homework all the time....
22* There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
---AHAHA, this is most CERTAINLY the story of my life!
23* I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
24* I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
--Story of my life #3
25* As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
26* Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
--Story of my life #4
27* It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
28* I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
29* Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...