Friday, March 26, 2010

Hah! Story of my Life!

I took these from a local bloggers page. If you want the link let me know!

I think it was just a forward kind of thing though!

1-* I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
--My comments are going to be in bold- And I couldn't agree more!

2* Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
--Story of my life!

3* I totally take back all those times I didn't want to take a nap when I was younger.

4* The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
- I literally LOL'd

5* There is a great need for sarcasm font.

6* Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*** was going on when I first saw it.

7* How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

8* I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

9* I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

10* The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

11* Was learning cursive really necessary?
--NO! :P I only know my signature!

12* I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

13* How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

14* I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

15* Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
--Again, LOL'd!

16* Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

17* Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,and you can wear them forever.

18* I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

19* Bad decisions and bad experiences make good stories

20* Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

21* You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
-- I feel like this happens to me with homework all the time....

22* There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
---AHAHA, this is most CERTAINLY the story of my life!

23* I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

24* I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
--Story of my life #3

25* As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

26* Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
--Story of my life #4

27* It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

28* I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

29* Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

Friday Thoughts :)

#1- I'm in the computer lab and it is taking an unreasonable amount of self-control NOT to sing along (loudly) to Michael Bolton's "Lean on Me".

#2- I won my debate this morning... and I got a 91 on my accounting mid-term. I know. Can't touch this. Just kiddding :).

#3- I miss my TV shows. Secret Life ended on Monday night and I'm not okay with the season finale. Let me recap it for you. Ashley invites a guy over while her parents, and Amy, are out of town. Grace is alone. Jack and Madison are still together (or is it Lauren... I can't keep whose who straight)... and weird. Amy spends the night at Ricky's apartment with John for his first birthday- mean while Ben calls and says he'll always love her. But then Adrian thinks she might be pregnant (with Ben's baby), and at BEN'S FATHER'S WEDDING! You see them go off so Adrian can take a test- but you don't find out. Legit if Adrian is pregnant I will punch Barbara Hampton or whatever her name is. Gah- this show is frustrating. It is literally absolute rubbish but I just NEED to know what happens.

#4- It is disgusting out today. Rainy and like 45 degrees. Seriously. And windy. It feels like ice hitting you. Speaking of the weather- have I ever mentioned how much I love the weather channel?? legit. I just sit down and watch it sometimes. <3

#5-I like to call things precious.

Strangest Combo Ever! Michael and Lady?! Really!

In case you are unaware, I feel as though I should alert you. I have a big thing for Michael Bolton. I mean I don't listen to him like every day. But when he comes on my iPod I have to listen to like, all of his songs, and I do have his CD in my car. Anyway, I was at work earlire and "When A Man Loves A Woman" came on I was instantly in the mood for Michael... and then I got curious if he had any recent music. So I did some research and who would have ever guess but Michael and Lady Gaga did a song together! What? I mean you only hear her on the chorus and she isn't loud and in your face (you're pa-pa-pa-poker face) but she is definitely there!

You just have to watch that. Come on, you know you wanna. Just click and watch!

So what were my reactions??
1- Michaellll lookin' good.
2- Michael, why do you sound all wangster in the beginning there??
3- Why is gaga so quiet?
4- How did Michael and Gaga even FIND each other??
5- Overall, I'll probably download it and listen to it about 15 times tonight.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Wednesday Thoughts

Hello, helo, hello everyone. I have a few minutes to write some thoughts down so I thought I would. :) I miss  my blogging but the semester just keeps piling more work on top of me and my weekends seem to be so filled with things (not the least of which includes some good ol' fashioned being lazy) that I never really get around to it. I can't believe that its been almost a week again.. I need to write this wrong. So run my mouth I will, at least for a few more minutes :)

#1- Zach brought my an iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts earlier and it is so amazing. (I am paying him back I insist) But as I was walking to school this morning I needed one. It's just an iced coffee kind of day. So he ssaid he'd bring me one, and he did, and he is fabulous :).

#2- Yesterday my glasses came in so I went to pick them up and it's seriously amazing to me how much I wasn't seeing. These only get my vision up to 20/70 distance and 20/40 up close (which is prety good for the upclose thing) so I'm just fascinated that if this is what I can see at 20/70 what are people with 20/20 or 20/15 seeing??? I mean seriously... everything is so much more textured than I realized. :P

#3- This coming Saturday I am helping my sister move in Richmond with my mom, dad, and Zach. It's going to be a lonnnnng day. Like I said- this is why I don't get around to blogging as much anymore!

#4- My feet hurt so bad right now. I'm not sure why- I think my running shoes are on their last leg. Thankfully the Easter Bunny promised me he'd look into getting me some new ones. :) Yay!

#5- Shadowing last Friday was actually a lot of fun. I really liked the people I met, and I even kind of have an accounting twin over there. Well- not that we both do accounting the same way- but with life style stuff.l For example- both of us considered parellel parking a highly over rated skill and think that it's unnecessary to learn, and that if we ever have to do it, we'll just get someone to park our cars for us. Additionally- we both consider meals, "meals" only when they involve meat. (Excluding pizza, but it's MORE of a meal when meat is involved).

#6- The accounting test on Monday could have gone better. It could have gone worse, but I feel like I just made some mistakes that were stupid. I had a dream last night that I got a 71% on it. And yeah that's not AWFUL... but I'd really hope I do better than that because I studied essentially all of my spring break.

#7- I took the most ridiculous short answer test yesterday in my Accounting Information Systems class. It was seriously 10 shrot answers, and one of the questions I didn't even know what it was ASKING me. I've never felt like I was BSing so much on a test, and I've never NOT known what a question wanted. So basically I just wrote him a note below the problem explaining that I wasn't really sure what he wanted from us, and that I apologized because I'm always prepared for tests, but I really just have no idea what he wanted me to do for this question, and I left him all the information I did know on the subject matter (payroll taxes).

#8- I have a coral cami and a light yellow sweater on and flip flops today. It's sprinnnnng.

#9- I was just a few minutes ago doing some leisurely wikipedia reading on Revlon and I really find the company very interesting. It was created during the Gread Depression, and I always find the companies that survive the Great Depression interesting, but there were just so many other little things. I think the traditional makeup companies (not the new ones) are very interesting to learn about from a business stand point. Why? Becuase they really were pioneers at their time of creation, and creating a cosmetics company in the 1930's where the primary market was women (who had only JUST gotten the right to vote) fascinates me. I think it was the start of something pretty interesting in the world. As dumb as it sounds I'm really interested in doing more lesiurely research on cosmetic companies

#10- I got my hair cut over spring break and I'm just still not okay with it. I think it either needs more dimension (aka better cut layers) or to be shorter. It just feels puffy right now. I don't know- maybe that's weird. I just normally find hair cuts satisfying and this one isn't doing the job.